A message from Anonymous
When is the plan to begin?

give me some time I need to figure out what the plan is first

shout out to all you people still following this blog, awaiting the day I carry out the secret plan

capitalistpropaganda:

very excited for some plants on my dashboard today

A message from Anonymous
Shut up, you're irrelevant
A reply from officialunitedstates

if you sent this off anon I would bet 140 us dollars that I would not recognize your url

capitalistpropaganda:

take a minute to pray for officialunitedstates’ inbox for the next 24 hours

Well guys…

First thing I want to say: when I made this blog I didn’t even plan on making more than a few posts, but it became way bigger than I expected and I wanna thank all of you for that. You lame-o’s. Who follows a blog about a blog?

Anyway, I don’t know if I’d say I’m retiring this blog yet, but I think it’s about time I took a step back from it. It’s simply getting a bit old for me, making posts about the same thing all the time.

I’m still here and you can still ask me questions or whatever. As I’ve mentioned before, this is just a silly sideblog I made. If you enjoyed it, please do follow my main blog capitalistpropaganda where I post a bunch of dumb jokes (written by me) that make me laugh. It’s a lot more fun for me and I plan on running it actively for a long time.

when the weather is appropriate, of course

when the weather is appropriate, of course

only Q1 2014 kids will get this

only Q1 2014 kids will get this

officialunitedstates:

my friend and I are in a fight.  to help me out please download and send this picture image

to her submit box here

thank you.  everyone who does this will get a $.0001 tax reduction

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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A message from Anonymous
the average person recites the pledge of allegiance zero times a day. actually just statistical error. anti-america georg who is a communist actively un-recites the pledge of allegiance ten thousand times a day was an outlier adn should not have been counted
A message from loserofmyyear
How many times a day should I be reciting the pledge of allegiance?

0 I can’t stand that thing

A message from Anonymous
Freedom.

thanks

at this point I can probably type justofficialunitedstatesthings faster than anyone else in the world